hawkeyers:

I’ve been compromised. I got red in my ledger. I’d like to wipe it out.

vaesna:

_{My past is my own.}

widcwsbite-deactivated20141203:

_{make me chose meme | papawolfjoel asked black widow or hawkeye}

supermansadork:

thehuntingwinchester:

a-dash-of-hiddles:

allonsyimpala:

santiloveatthedisco:

kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

avengemymischief:

That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting

 #the mating rituals of the black widow and the hawk are complex and beautiful #here we have a male trying to assert his dominance over the female by pulling her hair (a common foreplay technique among her kind) #not to be cowed so easily; the female retaliates by sinking her fangs into the hawks vulnerable wings #having found each other worthy the two then mate frantically for several hours at a time #this phenomenon can be witnessed at several confirmed mating sites such at budapest

cuervonegro:

FUCK. YEAH. I DID A THING.

What I meant was I FINISHED THIS THING.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. This is a parody and no profit is made.

Song: Saturday - Ozomatli

Original video source: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2594673

Half a year ago I started a thing…. NOW I’VE FINISHED IT
All that labour was worth it omFG.

If I didn’t draw the characters well enough here’s the key:

Blue: Captain America
Deep Red: Iron Man
Yellow: Thor
Light Red: Black Widow
Light Green: Hulk / Bruce Banner
Dark Green: Loki
Purple: Hawkeye

p.s. sorry i gave all the sexy moves to loki